My daughter tells me that we have a Time Machine
She says that she put some food in it, and set the timer, and it sends the food into the future where it gets cooked, and then it comes back all ready to eat.
Here it has been, all this time, sitting on my kitchen counter and I never knew what it was!
I wonder if it has a reverse setting?
If I put an egg in it, will it become a chicken?
If I put a chicken in it, will it become an egg?
Can I put my head in it and reduce wrinkles?
Those folks at Kenmore are pretty dang clever.
My daughter is so smart to be able to recognize it, just sitting there innocently all this time.
And this is the child, who at age four, invented the shoes made of balogna.
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