Tuesday, February 13, 2007

POCCNR Valentines

These little cards came home from Siberia with Stu last year.
They were created in Russia - hence the un-readable sentiments...






This kitty is my particular favorite because, if you have a cat of your own, you know how amusing it is to twirl things in the air above them and watch their little heads go round-and-round-and round, which is what I imagine this kitty to be doing with all the words looping around it.







And now it is time to revisit our old friends, the "Anti-Valentines":

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.-----

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.-----

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.-----

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.-----

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.-----

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Dang, I'm good at telling lies!-----

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.-----

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.-----

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?-----

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell."-----

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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