Scoutbytes

Sometimes the weirdest stuff comes out of your kids mouths.
It's just too bizarre.

So, here are two examples taken from the last 24 hours in our home.

“Hey Mom! I just farted eggs in pots, and flowers grew,
and dead people said, "THaaaaaNK YOU!”
– Said while playing Banjo Kazooie.



“Mom, I can’t tell the difference between you and me.”

-This comment was made while watching a slideshow of recent photos taken in Eastern Washington State.
(This quote should be unnerving to her on SO MANY levels but she does not yet seem to be appropriately alarmed. She has not yet learned to cry out, "NOOO! I have become my mother!"
On the other hand, I feel pretty darned good!)
;o)